Hiphop Meets Yoga Pop Culture

Hilarious commentary on the pop culture yoga scene..

Fog And Smog, Yoga Girl, featuring DJ Dave & Barney Kook

Chorus:
Hey Yoga Girl I just wanna know your world
When you do your chattaranga do your toes curl? Hey Yoga Girl
Source: LYBIO.net

1st Verse:
Yo, what’s up little yoga girl, what’s going on?
I see you with your little mat, wearin’ your Toms My name is Dave from that Whole Foods song,
You wanna meditate with me? Im like ummmmmmm Well anyway I guess you better be going,
The last thing I wanna do is stop your vinyasa from flowing
You need some mat space, go on, be about it!(it’s just that vinny’s class gets so damn crowded)
I know, that’s what I heard, it gets pretty tight, what’s up for later though, you wanna try to grab a bite?
We could hit up Rawvolution or the Urth Caffe, Have a vegan cookie and talk about your day
Or we could take a walk down by the ocean, I heard those hip openers release a lot of emotion,
It’s all good though, you know, like either way You feel like going with me???
(Nah, Am-a-stay)

Chorus: 
Hey Yoga Girl I just wanna know your world
When you do your chattaranga do your toes curl? Hey Yoga Girl

2nd Verse:
Hey, you seem like a nice enough guy, but just not MY scene,
I think your 3rd Eye, could maybe use some Visine
Your breathing sounds just a little heavy cool guy,
You need to come to class, and learn some ujjayi.
I know you see me every single day like ground hog,
And I appreciate it but I’m not down, dog.
I’m gonna grab a coconut water, and be on my way.
I wish you peace and blessings, Namaste

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Hey Yoga Girl I just wanna know your world
When you do your chattaranga do your toes curl? Hey Yoga Girl

3rd Verse:
Lady Yoga I sure would LOVE to get to know ya, I got a couple next level poses I could show ya.
My first choice, rub lotion on my stiff joints, It’s thoughts of you that keep my Manduka mat moist
Your aura’s glowin your tarea steady flowin, I signed you up for my newsletter without you knowin’
I wanna fly your whole posse to Varanasi Or we could go to goa, and sip some mango lassi
Cuz I love it when you call me big Ba Ba I wanna explore your bodhisattva, unblock my chakras
You’ve got my 4th level ex-posed When you fold those lulu lemons in a bow pose,
You’re like a MODEL with that metal water bottle always with you,
I wanna be SLEEPING Vishnu Straight up

Chorus:
Hey Yoga Girl I just wanna know your world
When you do your chattaranga do your toes curl? Hey Yoga Girl

Source: LYBIO.net